okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Reblog if you would date a bisexual person
Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”
Trying to prove a point to an asshole
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me
marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
- Anything smaller than a C cup:Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup:A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup:Beige. Lots and lots of beige.