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two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns


You go to a marketplace where Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz are selling merch. You want to buy a t-shirt but you only have £10, they are £15. After some negotiations you make a deal and they agree to send it to your house the next day. The following morning you get up and check the post; the package is there. You open it but are puzzled to find two shirts instead of one. This is more than you bargained for.


shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever