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smelly-lelly:

7 months clean. What the fuck?

7 months clean. What the fuck?

h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

octupac:

jasmine-blu:

octupac:

“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS GOOD???

i work at an ice cream place and i hate people like you

lmao im so sorry that i like ice cream and u get paid to give me ice cream

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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privatesdextergrif:

 

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s