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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

siansummers:

You go to a marketplace where Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz are selling merch. You want to buy a t-shirt but you only have £10, they are £15. After some negotiations you make a deal and they agree to send it to your house the next day. The following morning you get up and check the post; the package is there. You open it but are puzzled to find two shirts instead of one. This is more than you bargained for.

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever